Bridal shower etiquette when your family is cray

Oh, bridal showers, that pre-wedding mellow celebration in honor of the bride and a chance to shower her with gifts and play little games. They are typically hosted by the bridesmaids, or the bride or groom’s mother, or another close female relative.

Most of the time these are PG-13 since the mothers are present BUT in my family, there is no chill lol. I knew something was up when I got an invite on facebook and someone asked “glass or silicon” I immediately knew this was going to get naughty.

A LITTLE ABOUT MY FAMILY

We are a BIG family, like 100+ of us maybe more? A big Mexican family that gets loud and doesn’t give a fuck. It’s super entertaining to be around I love them all. My cousins are wild girls and of course, they surprised the bride with a stripper.

OMG, the stripper was dressed as a cop (cliche) but hey he put the moves on the bride and we all got a good laugh watching. That was until they started calling every girl out to get a dance. Ok, I am super awkward and never have had this done before and didn’t want to. BUT the bride demanded it, what was I supposed to do? Runaway? So yes, I got a lap dance and you guessed it, I was awkward the whole time.

In the end, though, it’s all in good fun and at least he didn’t drop me on the floor or something. This one girl was wearing a short dress and he made her bend over and we saw it ALL!!! Like I said, it was fun.

So if your family is crazy like mine and you have to attend one of these here are 5 Tips I can give to you.

Buy the bride something naughty. Don’t be the boring friend or family member that gifts her candles or something, I bought her the following items: Nipple stimulators, furry handcuffs, and a sex card game.
Bring $1 dollar bills, you never know!
Wear comfortable clothes and shoes, you might be playing games that involve you to move a lot.
Get there on time!
Plan to stay the night since you’ll be talked into drinking and taking shots!

Ok, I kept it short and sweet for you! If you’re going to a “normal” bridal shower, just swap the nipple stimulators for shoes and dollar bills to $20s and just gift to the bride and you’ll be set.

Enjoy the slideshow 🙂

As always thank you for reading, I appreciate you and your time.